10 differences between a wife and a motorcycle

10. A motorcycle may pose real-life dangereous situations all the time but it will never pose a hypothetical question

9. When you take your motorcycle to the shop it doesn't buy every accessory that fits on it

8. A motorcycle never complains that you never spend enough time with it

7. When your friends and you go group riding, other people look at you and think - how fun!

6. You can ride your motorcycle anytime you want

5. You have to wear a lot more stuff - helmet, gloves, boots, jacket and pants - to ride a motorcycle safely

4. You don't mind someone else riding your motorcycle as long as they don't damage it

3. It's not a fetish to ride your motorcyle with your friend

2. Having multiple motorcycles is neither condemned nor unlawful

1. A motorcycle wont read your blog and frown at you.