10. A motorcycle may pose real-life dangereous situations all the time but it will never pose a hypothetical question
9. When you take your motorcycle to the shop it doesn't buy every accessory that fits on it
8. A motorcycle never complains that you never spend enough time with it
7. When your friends and you go group riding, other people look at you and think - how fun!
6. You can ride your motorcycle anytime you want
5. You have to wear a lot more stuff - helmet, gloves, boots, jacket and pants - to ride a motorcycle safely
4. You don't mind someone else riding your motorcycle as long as they don't damage it
3. It's not a fetish to ride your motorcyle with your friend
2. Having multiple motorcycles is neither condemned nor unlawful
1. A motorcycle wont read your blog and frown at you.
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